Apparently Phil Jackson Doesn't Like Stats

Known for his mind games and sarcastic/dry remarks, Phil Jackson explained why the two losses to the Celtics earlier in the year weren't noteworthy. Game one was played after Thanksgiving, so turkey dinner was the culprit. Game two was, for those that chose to suffer through it, known as "The short-shorts" night. Thank the lord that we only had to see this for half of the game...

Here are the scores in case you didn't (or didn't want to) remember:

Game one
November 23 @ Boston
Loss 94-107
boxscore

Game two
December 30 @ LA
Loss 91-110
boxscore

Who wears short shorts?
Fisher wears short shorts!